Safe in the Fire Swamp

A cycle of guns and fear

It hardly seems worth arguing that, as the Supreme Court found this week, the Constitution protects the individual’s right to own and carry firearms. In fact, that august body, in the (in)famous Dred Scott decision, noted that one reason it was so important to deny freedom to Blacks was that such, “…would give to persons of the negro race, who were recognised as citizens in any one State of the Union… the full liberty of speech in public and in private upon all subjects upon which its own citizens might speak; to hold public meetings upon political affairs, and to keep and carry arms wherever they went.” To keep and carry arms is as much a birthright of the American citizen as the freedom of speech and assembly*. Keeping the black man down through gun control has been as well**.

Thankfully, we as a nation have moved past the point where the banning of weapons in the hands of regular people is blatantly used to keep the Negro in his place in America, as it was used to keep the Irish in his place under British rule and the Briton in his place under Roman rule. We have instead moved to where the banning of weapons in the hands of regular people is because we recognize they are imbued with magic.

There is a strange presumption that runs through the arguments of modern gun control advocates, and that is that more guns inexorably lead to more crime and fewer guns to less crime***. You can see it in the straightforward conclusion of author Fran Dorf (“The net effect will be more guns, more death, and more grief”) and in the more nuanced statements of President-in-waiting Barack Obama, who in reaction to the decision contrasted the right to bear arms with “keep(ing) our communities and our children safe.” Obviously, guns are magical devices that, by their very presence, make communities unsafe. It’s not just magic, it’s bad magic.

That guns are bad magic is why schools can only be kept safe through the ritual of banning toy guns, drawings of guns, stories containing guns, and pieces of paper folded in such a way as to resemble guns. As jabbing pins into a voodoo doll transfers the action to the person of whom the doll is a replica, so banning replica guns banishes the bad gun spirits, restoring the emotional tranquility necessary for the education of young minds.

Gun rights advocates often assert that their political opponents are simply afraid of guns, that they are caught in a cycle of fear wherein their fear of guns leads to avoidance which leads to ignorance which leads back to fear. And there is some truth to that, or at least to its corollary: those taught to safely use guns as children seldom fear guns. On the flip side, there enough Carl Rowans**** in the world to conclude that some gun control advocates just like guns so much that they don’t think anyone else should have any.

In truth, there is a certain amount of magic in guns, and it's good magic. Guns are levelers, enabling the weak to stand up to the strong and the lowly to protect himself against the mighty. It is no coincidence that the end of the armored knight followed closely behind the introduction of the handgun in Europe.

It is even less so that the words “All men are created equal” were written only after the widespread availability of personal guns made them so.

*And if the Supreme Court treated the Second Amendment like the First, we could all own battleships, too.

**"Be it enacted, etc. that if any negro, mulatto, or free person of color shall wear or carry about his or her person, or keep in his or her house, any shotgun, musket, rifle, pistol, sword, dagger, or Bowie-knife, unless he or she shall have obtained a license therefor from the Court of Pleas and Quarter Sessions of his or her county, within one year preceding the wearing, keeping, or carrying thereof, he or she shall be guilty of a misdemeanor, and may be indicted therefor." (see State vs. Newsom, 1844) You can bet that, like DC, they weren’t giving out licenses either.

***And we know it's true because the crime rate in Vermont, which allows concealed carry without a permit, is far higher than that of Washington DC, where there have been no handguns for 30 years. Wait, what?

****The Chicago Sun Times columnist who, after years of calling for handgun registrations and bans, defended his home – well, more or less - with an unregistered handgun.

Comments

Anonymous smerdyakov says...

I love it:

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Guns are levelers, enabling the weak to stand up to the strong and the lowly to protect himself against the mighty. It is no coincidence that the end of the armored knight followed closely behind the introduction of the handgun in Europe. It is even less so that the words “All men are created equal” were written only after the widespread availability of personal guns made them so.
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I find it fascinating that right-wingers—those who seem to be so blatantly fleecing our country for all its worth before they lose power—are also pro-gun rights. You'd think with the gaping income disparity they're facilitating, they'd be a little worried about uprisings as the disparity becomes intolerable for those on the losing end. I suppose they can't go about constructing their own little armed Green Zone communities if they weren't for gun rights...

Posted 27 June 2008, 1 p.m. Suggest removal

Bill Hoyt El_Borak says...

When I become king, my only law will be that women must carry their sidearms at all times.

Posted 27 June 2008, 1:18 p.m. Suggest removal

Anonymous lilchick says...

“If guns cause crime, all of mine are defective.”
~ Ted Nugent

Posted 27 June 2008, 2:03 p.m. Suggest removal

Anonymous MyName says...

"It is no coincidence that the end of the armored knight followed closely behind the introduction of the handgun in Europe."

And yet the continent was still ruled by monarchs and emperors. The only difference is that it was cheaper to raise an effective army now.

And now that you've finished beating up that straw "voodoo doll" of an argument, can you give me any acceptable reason why an ordinary person should regularly bring a gun (or other weapon also banned by these statutes) to a school?

There is a certain level of fear mongering on both sides of this issue but there are definitely places in society where weapons should be prohibited. Even Scalia and the 4 other Justices in the majority agreed with that and exempted School gun control laws from this decision.

Posted 27 June 2008, 2:51 p.m. Suggest removal

Bill Hoyt El_Borak says...

"can you give me any acceptable reason why an ordinary person should regularly bring a gun... to a school?"

It depends upon what you're willing to accept, of course, but I think it would be difficult to take part in Rifle Team practice unless one brought his rifle regularly.

Posted 27 June 2008, 3:28 p.m. Suggest removal

Anonymous DOTDOT says...

I got your WMDs.

Oops.

Never mind.

Posted 27 June 2008, 8:16 p.m. Suggest removal

Anonymous duplenty says...

"That guns are bad magic is why schools can only be kept safe through the ritual of banning toy guns, drawings of guns, stories containing guns, and pieces of paper folded in such a way as to resemble guns."

You can be as snarky as you want, but it might, just maybe, be a good idea to remind the reader that there are myriad examples of children being shot and killed by the police for brandishing realistic toy guns.

I wonder, too, sir, if you took into account at all the possibility that there currently exists at least one gun for evey man, woman and child in this country, and that we live in a culture that, retardedly, celebrates violence but has a victorian sensibility when it comes to basic knowledge about sexuality. Then when some kid freaks out and shoots dozens of people because a girl wouldn't talk to him, we are *shocked* that it happened....

Please. This nonsense about keeping the king of england out of your living room is fantasy. If the US Gov't decides to take your shit, your Glock ain't stopping 'em.

Posted 30 June 2008, 8:51 a.m. Suggest removal

Bill Hoyt El_Borak says...

"it might ... be a good idea to remind the reader that there are myriad examples of children being shot and killed by the police for brandishing realistic toy guns."

Of course, which is a perfectly good reason to bring criminal charges against 11-year-old girls who bring 4" plastic laser pistols to school.
http://www.pantagraph.com/articles/2007/...
I mean, how can a police officer be expected to distinguish that from an AK-47?

Posted 30 June 2008, 10:21 a.m. Suggest removal

Anonymous duplenty says...

"Of course, which is a perfectly good reason to bring criminal charges against 11-year-old girls who bring 4" plastic laser pistols to school. "

The headline says she "may face charges", but the article doesn't clarify...was she? If not, then that's a spectacularly weak argument.

Let's see...do you think the parents would have found it preferable to have their 11yo shot to death on accident?

I get your point, but come on: there are rules to attending school. The charges should be brought against the parents for letting their kid bring a banned item to school.

'I mean, how can a police officer be expected to distinguish that from an AK-47?"

Again, we're talking about consequences. Which is worse - taking the risk of getting shot over a piece of shit plastic toy, or a kid being "deprived" of the opportunity to pretend to kill people with said piece of shit toy?

If this is what you're worked up about, then in my insignificant opinion, your priorities are all out of whack.

Posted 30 June 2008, 10:46 a.m. Suggest removal

Anonymous lilchick says...

When I was in school (not *that* long ago) I had guns in my locked car on more than one occasion. The principal of my school was aware of it and the reasons I had them there. I also got to shoot a gun on school grounds for a speech I gave. Had permission from both the principal and super. I just had to have the school resource officer present when I loaded and shot the rifle. So, there's another reason with prior approval by admin that it's okay to have firearms on school grounds.

(For those wondering the speech was based around safe handling of guns.)

Posted 30 June 2008, 10:52 a.m. Suggest removal

Anonymous duplenty says...

"So, there's another reason with prior approval by admin that it's okay to have firearms on school grounds."

???

That's your "it's ok to have guns on school grounds" reason?

I do not understand where you people are coming from. There is no reason, absolutely no reason to have guns on school property. Ever. Would you really balance the (however improbable) risk of a Columbine or VT with your being able to give a gun safety presentation?

Before people jump to conclusions, I'm a gun owner. I grew up hunting and fishing and all of that, got my first gun at age ten, blah blah blah. I'm all for everyone knowing the p's and q's of guns so that they don't blow their own heads off. But this idea that gun control advocates want to take away all of your guns is ludicrous.

Can anyone really claim that the USA doesn't have a tremendous problem with gun violence? More guns to more people doesn't equal "level ground".

Posted 30 June 2008, 11:05 a.m. Suggest removal

Anonymous duplenty says...

BTW -

"In November 2007, police in McHenry arrested a McHenry Middle School student, 11, who allegedly brought a "laser shock novelty" gun to campus. The 4-inch gun *emitted a small shock* when students pulled the trigger. Police considered a charge of disorderly
conduct, but eventually the case was referred to *a panel of student-age jurors*, who sentenced the youth to community service."

Do you find that to be unreasonable?

Posted 30 June 2008, 11:27 a.m. Suggest removal

Bill Hoyt El_Borak says...

"Would you really balance the (however improbable) risk of a Columbine or VT with your being able to give a gun safety presentation?"

I suppose if Columbine or VT had just thought to ban guns, both tragedies might have been avoided?

But your reaction to Lilchick's experience is interesting. She gave a legitimate reason, approved by school authorities and overseen by the police, and yet you declare that such should never take place because of the off-chance that someone might go nuts and start shooting up the place. That's exactly what I mean by banishing the ban gun spirits so peace can reign.

But I do have one question: you note (falsely, but that's a different argument) that American culture has a dearth of "basic knowledge of sexuality," and I'm going to make the assumption that you support such knowledge being delivered in schools. So far, so good, because the main argument for sex ed in school is that everyone needs it and since some can't get it at home, it's up to the schools to make sure that safe sex is taught. We also teach driving in school so we can produce safe drivers.

Now, you just made the argument that everyone should know the Ps and Qs of gun safety so they don't "blow their own heads off."

How is that not an argument for gun education, and therefore guns, in schools?

Posted 30 June 2008, 11:29 a.m. Suggest removal

Anonymous duplenty says...

"But I do have one question: you note (falsely, but that's a different argument) that American culture has a dearth of "basic knowledge of sexuality,"

Firstly, you've misconstrued what I said (we'll get to that in a minute), but your supposition that even this position is false is *incorrect*, to wit:

"the United States continues to have one of the highest teen pregnancy rates in the developed world—almost twice as high as those of England, Wales and Canada, and eight times as high as those of the Netherlands and Japan.

• Every year, roughly nine million new sexually transmitted infections (STIs) occur among teens and young adults in the United States. Compared with rates among teens in Canada and Western Europe, rates of gonorrhea and chlamydia among U.S. teens are extremely high.

• By 2002, one-third of teens had not received any formal instruction about contraception.

• More than one in five adolescents (21% of females and 24% of males) received abstinence education without receiving instruction about birth control in 2002, compared with 8–9% in 1995.

• In 2002, only 62% of sexually experienced female teens had received instruction about contraception before they first had sex, compared with 72% in 1995.

• Only one out of three sexually experienced black males and fewer than half of sexually experienced black females had received instruction about contraception before the first time they had sex.

• One-quarter of sexually experienced teens had not received instruction about abstinence before first sex.

• Sex education teachers were more likely to focus on abstinence and less likely to provide students with information on birth control, how to obtain contraceptive services, sexual orientation and abortion in 1999 than they were in 1988.

• In 1999, one in four sex education teachers taught abstinence as the only way to prevent pregnancy and STIs—a huge increase from 1988, when the fraction was just one in 50.

• The majority of teachers believe that topics such as birth control methods and how to obtain them, the correct way to use a condom, sexual orientation, and factual and ethical information about abortion should also be taught by the end of the 12th grade. These topics are currently being taught less often and later than teachers think they should be.

• More than nine in 10 teachers believe that students should be taught about contraception, but one in four are prohibited from doing so.

• One in five teachers believe that restrictions on sex education are preventing them from meeting their students’ needs.

• Eighty-two percent of adults support comprehensive sex education that teaches students about both abstinence and other methods of preventing pregnancy and STIs.

• Only one-third of adults surveyed support abstinence-only education, while half oppose the abstinence-only approach.

http://www.guttmacher.org/pubs/fb_sexEd2...

Posted 30 June 2008, 11:58 a.m. Suggest removal

Anonymous duplenty says...

Now, what I said was this: "we live in a culture that, retardedly, celebrates violence but has a victorian sensibility when it comes to basic knowledge about sexuality."

I did not say that "American culture has a dearth of "basic knowledge of sexuality,"

The point should be pretty straightforward and verifiable - the FCC goes into full freak out mode because Janet Jackson's titty popped out (her nipple was covered completely), but children see thousands of acts of violence on TV, and are affected by it (do a quick google search). You couple that with the fact that guns are cheap, easy to get, and available, and what do you get? Do I really need to post the thousand or so links that come up when you search for "child, killed, gun" for you to get the point?

"Now, you just made the argument that everyone should know the Ps and Qs of gun safety so they don't "blow their own heads off.""

Indeed. My kids know which end is the business end and that if they ever see a gun (at a friends home, etc.) to get away from it, do not touch it, and find an adult asap. That's what I was referring to, not the ability to field strip a weapon.

I do support gun education. But not in school. The risks outweigh the rewards (IMHO). I'm knowledgeable about the guns that I own, but I didn't receive any lessons in school. Your point about drivers ed is laughable - are you really positing that the vast majority of 18 and 19 yo *need guns* to live their lives in this day and age?

Posted 30 June 2008, 11:58 a.m. Suggest removal

Bill Hoyt El_Borak says...

"Your point about drivers ed is laughable - are you really positing that the vast majority of 18 and 19 yo *need guns* to live their lives in this day and age?"

What does need have to do with it? Unless there is something I'm missing, the purpose of this education is to prevent accidental injury and death of self and others, not "need." And since you note there are plenty of guns about (maybe even more than cars) then the only argument for teaching one while banning the other is that one is bad. Begone, bad gun spirits.

"I did not say that 'American culture has a dearth of "basic knowledge of sexuality,'"

Then I apologize for misrepresenting your position. However, I would hold that a culture where 2/3rd of teenagers have received instruction in contraceptives, and 3/4 of teachers teach* it, cannot really be called Victorian in any meaningful sense of the word. Nor can one make the argument that "culture" is based on what a minority of students are *not* taught in school. American culture is crawling with just as much sex as violence. Funny how we consider guns responsible for the latter and but not condoms for the former.

* the inverse of 1-in-4 who are prohibited

Posted 30 June 2008, 12:19 p.m. Suggest removal

Anonymous duplenty says...

We're obviously talking past each other, so I'll bow out.

Posted 30 June 2008, 1:27 p.m. Suggest removal

Bill Hoyt El_Borak says...

Actually, I wish you wouldn't, because my desire here is not to stop discussion but to get more people to talk. Maybe I should be the one who shuts up, either way it should not be you.

But here's what I don't understand: cars kill* 5000 teenagers every year. Every year (as you note) millions of kids get STDs, thousands get pregnant. Teens are often binge drinkers or hooked on other harmful drugs as well. There is a tragic element to all that. We insist on teaching these things in school because we want to avoid tragedy.

Not to minimize the problem but to put it in perspective: since I was born (1966) there have been fewer than 200 people killed in school shootings in the US**. That’s 2 weeks’ worth of car accidents. Yet it is these 200 that seem to require putting schoolgirls through kangaroo courts of 5th graders and banning plastic swords in stage productions ***. The ironic thing is that our public school gun policies are essentially “abstinence” policies, and probably work just as well. Hey kids, don’t do guns!

All that said, I’m not in favor of guns in public schools if by that we mean that 12-year-olds will be wearing sidearms. There’s simply no need for that, nor is the average middle school kid responsible enough to have/own/carry/shoot a weapon without adult supervision. What annoys me about the whole thing (and honestly the only thing I even remotely get worked up about) is the extent to which we as a culture have over-reacted to small tragedies and place the blame on our tools rather than where it actually belongs.

* in the same way that guns kill, as a tool under the nominal control of a person.

** In the decade 66-75, there were 27 deaths, 2/3 of which occurred at one time (UTex, 1966). From '76-85 there were 11. From 86 to 95, there were 22. The entire rest of the 200 - 140 by my bad math - have come since '96 and more than half of those have been since Columbine** (numbers courtesy of the hyper-accurate Wikipedia). The more signs we put up, the more 11-year-old girls we have put through kangaroo courts over toy lasers, the more shootings we have gotten.

*** At Yale. It was quickly rescinded because too many people laughed at it.

Posted 30 June 2008, 2:58 p.m. Suggest removal

Anonymous lilchick says...

"Indeed. My kids know which end is the business end and that if they ever see a gun (at a friends home, etc.) to get away from it, do not touch it, and find an adult asap. That's what I was referring to, not the ability to field strip a weapon."

You'll find that most safety courses geared for children are about SAFETY and focus and the safe use of firearms and what to do if you see one that is not properly stored or handled. While you are taking the time to teach these lessons to your children, many do not. In my opinion, teaching kids how to safely handle and respect firearms and what to do if someone is not doing that (tell an adult) works a lot better than telling them guns are bad and scary and will hurt you. As for the parents that teach their kids safety, good for you....but sometimes a message sinks a lot deeper when given to them by someone else in addition to their parents.
Slightly off the current thread, but I have taught shooting safety courses for youth and I have seen some really dramatic turn arounds. One youth was very adhd/add and on the line a switch was flipped. This youth was a totally different person: calm; cool; collected; focused on what needed to be done. They told me that they were able to improve their school grades by applying the basics taught to shoot to their class work. Granted, that may not happen for every kid, but who knows.
Do I think kids need to carry guns around....no, but there is no reason for them to fear firearms.

Posted 1 July 2008, 3:14 p.m. Suggest removal

Anonymous booyalab says...

"I suppose if Columbine or VT had just thought to ban guns, both tragedies might have been avoided?"

I'm not sure about Columbine, but VT was a so-called gun safe zone.

My biggest problem with gun control is that there is no alternative to self-defense for human defense. Yup, the police have no legal obligation to protect anyone. I don't know what other proof you need that gun control is simply a tool for fascism.

Posted 2 July 2008, 6:18 a.m. Suggest removal

Anonymous justthefacts says...

To me guns are a lot like sex. Do we want it done in public a lot? No (well, not most people). Is there a proper time place and use of it? Yes. Should children be told all about it, in gory detail, as soon as they are able to understand? For their own sake, probably yes.

Banning something (sex or guns for instance) is a sure fire way to make a lot of people want it even more. Especially if you are trying to ban something OTHERS do and you do not care to do. (Why are so many laws aimed at the OTHER guy, and not oneself?).

Providing a ton of good and accurate information, not driven by bias or propoganda, is probably a good approach on a lot of topics. Sex and guns included. Unless of course you are the Supreme Being and you are absolutely all-knowing; in which case feel free to ban anything you want. However, if you are a normal human being (fallible) you may want to adopt the axiom that you will not try to control other people, and hope they adopt the same rule when it comes to telling you how to run your life. And by you, I am using it in the "we" sense, not aiming at anyone in particular......

Posted 9 July 2008, 8:53 p.m. Suggest removal

Bill Hoyt El_Borak says...

"Banning something (sex or guns for instance) is a sure fire way to make a lot of people want it even more."

especially kids. We have a lot of kids come through our house* in the course of a year, and it seems to be without fail the young sons of those mothers who self-righteously declare that "We don't allow guns in OUR house" who are the most obsessive about them. They pick up toy guns and point them at people. They pick up sticks and point them at people. They bite their sandwiches into the shape of guns and point them at people. Guns, guns, guns, bang, bang, bang. But there are no guns in their houses. Mommy hates guns, you know.

All our kids had toy guns, and we had but one rule: we do not point guns at people. Go point it at the cats, the cows, the pigs, the dog, whatever, but we do not point a gun at anything we do not want to kill. And none of them were obsessed about guns in the least.

When they were old enough (8-10) they all went through an NRA gun safety course. They handled guns, loaded guns, shot guns. They learned how to use them properly and how to respect them. When they wanted to shoot (which was seldom), we went out and shot. The vast majority of the time, guns were simply a non-issue.

* e.g. At the moment we have 6 foster kids plus the two of our own still at home.

Posted 10 July 2008, 12:42 p.m. Suggest removal

Anonymous lilchick says...

justthefact and el_b....nice, very nice. And I'm so happy this thread picked back up....usually by the time I figure out what to post and how to word it, the thread is dead!

jtf ~ I had never heard it put that way, and will probably be using your reasoning in the near future!

el_b ~ I've noticed that trend with kids too....both with kids I've babysat for and in my job with the kids I work with whereas kids who are raised with and around firearms don't seem to obsess about them nearly as much.

Posted 10 July 2008, 4:34 p.m. Suggest removal

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