If there's a visual iteration of sexual innuendo, the following commercials have cracked that double entendre code. I'll crack your code! That's what she said! No, actually it's not what she said and that doesn't even make sense!

These stand out from regular old soft core-tising like the Kush and the Comfort Wipe (the Comfort Wipe is erotic to crushers and fans of centaur porn) in that the producers probably didn't intend to make them as filthy as they emerged.

Oh, who am I kidding? Of course they intended to make them this filthy. These are thinly veiled sex toys masquerading as exercise equipment. Curse you, turn of the century Comstock Laws for forcing these poor smut peddlers to live a lie! When shall we ever escape the grip of such puritanism! Huzzah to Margaret Sanger! Harumph to President Taft! Hat tip to Leslie!

The Hawaii Chair

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The Shake Weight